May 2013
7 posts
6 tags
Jordan --> Rileigh
My cousin is beatboxing softly to The Killers. Rileigh —> Jordan Amazing.
May 22nd
1 note
4 tags
Jordan --> Tyler
You address the Knight-Commander of Nerdlings. Tyler —> Jordan Yush I challenge you for your title Jordan —> Tyler We don’t have to fight like wrigglers. A well-established Nerd domain spans countless leagues and has several high-ranking officers, some of them sharing titleage. Tyler —> Jordan Hmm true in that case I’d probably be the high-mage of...
May 15th
4 tags
Jordan --> Rileigh
*whisper* Troll Shakespeare. Rileigh —> Jordan Wwell then
May 15th
4 tags
Jordan --> Rileigh
HELP I’M BEING ASSAILED WITH CAT PUNS Rileigh —> Jordan D—> STRONG SHIELD!!
May 14th
4 tags
Matt --> Jordan
:D do you know why I like the word meow?  because it has “me” in it.  >:D.  narcacistic cat thought of the day!  ;D
May 14th
5 tags
Jordan --> Hope
Obaasan just brought Dad a handaxe for working inside the house. I’m a little concerned.
May 14th
5 tags
Jordan --> Stacey
The one realistic part was that I got hairspray in my eye.
May 9th
April 2013
2 posts
5 tags
Jordan --> Rileigh
I just drew troll cowtaur Tavros in a frilly dress. I hope you’re willing to accept partial responsibility for these hijinks. Rileigh —> Jordan I will accept full responsibility.
Apr 28th
3 tags
Jordan --> Hope
I may have just given myself a black eye with a giraffe.
Apr 16th
February 2013
25 posts
7 tags
Matt --> Jordan
I just got a free haircut.. And my meal half off. Wtf. I’m so happy lol. I win at Tuesdays!!
Feb 20th
4 tags
José --> Jordan
I’m running the errand of laying on my couch. That couch won’t get laid on my itself.
Feb 20th
7 tags
Jordan --> Hope
And then I gave Dell a hot sister and was sorely tempted to name her Dam. *file under why I simply should not*
Feb 19th
4 tags
Hope --> Jordan
DAD TRUCK MAGE TRUCKS
Feb 19th
5 tags
Stacey --> Jordan
Coming reafy?
Feb 19th
7 tags
Jordan --> Hope
*no Carmex* *no chapstick* *only lipgloss* *desperate* *lipgloss is a beautiful dark red* *I look like I’ve been eating people*
Feb 18th
6 tags
Jordan --> Hope
Also his default everything is NOPE.
Feb 18th
5 tags
Jordan --> Hope
Just got feels from a Budweiser commercial I QUIT
Feb 18th
5 tags
Jordan --> Tyler
I FORGOT HOW TO PLAY ROGUE
Feb 17th
5 tags
Jordan --> Bri
BRI THERE’S A CBEEBIES SECTION ON KIDS’ ON DEMAND /WHERE ARE MY BRITISH MEN/
Feb 17th
1 note
4 tags
Jordan --> Stacey
Today, I learned that truck-mounted mobile homes take up approximately two lanes, and are possibly the single most terrifying thing with which to share the highway.
Feb 17th
8 tags
Jordan --> Hope
We had to break for dinner. NOT THE TRAILER PARK WE HAVE TO FINISH IT TOMORROW BECAUSE BRI NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP Hope —> Jordan UGH ED YOU’RE GONNA SLEEP WALK Jordan —> Hope SLEEP FALL OUT OF BED MAYBE Hope —> Jordan 25 CENTS TO WATCH BRI SLEEP WE’LL BE RICH
Feb 16th
12 tags
Jordan --> Hope
FUGITIVES “lumpy mutated horsey” ROLF YOUR TORSO Brianna and I cackle awkwardly at the terror of the Eds. BrI: Why do I always get bit by the creepy guys? *pause* Thanks for not leaving me behind. *laugh* Thanks, guys. “Ed, fingers!” Poor Wilfred. GEEZ JOHNNY Spazzed at the appeance of Chowder. HEY A DESERT! Bri: Get off my head, Hopie! *pause, die laughing* Yeah,...
Feb 16th
5 tags
Jordan --> Hope
So I tried drawing us as cartoons again yesterday. “I’m emotionally unstable!” “I really like fat cats!” “HOPE SMASH!” Do you think I captured/exaggerated our personalities.
Feb 16th
5 tags
Jordan --> Bri
Then we are indeed twins, though our drama manifests differently and for different reasons. XD
Feb 15th
6 tags
Jordan --> Hope
SO NOW I HAVE A ZOMBIE INSTEAD OF COMPLETED MATH HOMEWORK
Feb 15th
7 tags
Jordan --> Hope & Valerie
Templars
Feb 15th
6 tags
Tyler --> Jordan
Binge-eat cookie cake and draw mages and templars. It’s still happening.
Feb 14th
5 tags
Hope --> Jordan
LIKE FLYING Jordan —> Hope OKAY SURE
Feb 14th
4 tags
Hope --> Jordan
Can you kidnap me and put me up for ransom I’m bored Jordan —> Hope I would be most honoured. Hope —> Jordan *packs everything and moves there
Feb 14th
6 tags
Jordan --> Hope
Life is so great except for math
Feb 13th
5 tags
Jordan --> Hope
BUT I FOUND CARTOONS *addicted*
Feb 13th
6 tags
Jordan --> Hope
Obnoxious songs, y u so catchy?!
Feb 13th
4 tags
Valerie --> Jordan
—in George takei voice— OH MAI
Feb 12th
1 note
6 tags
Hope --> Jordan
I am a hot elf Templar with a temperamental problem and unbearably small wrists
Feb 12th
January 2013
1 post
9 tags
Hope --> Jordan
;))) Jordan —> Hope <:D (Morrigan is going to gut me)
Jan 19th
December 2012
18 posts
4 tags
Hope --> Jordan
*grotesque mosh pit dancing
Dec 16th
1 note
7 tags
Hope --> Jordan
I feel like Boone would break into the cabin, thinking its abandoned. Sahaj was just freaking sleeping, and wakes up TO A SERIAL SEDUCER POKING AT HIS FIRE PLACE. Jordan —> Hope SO A BLOODSOAKED SEDUCER BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU INVITED HIM TO STAY.  GOOD THINKING, SAHAJ.
Dec 16th
1 note
4 tags
Hope --> Jordan
U fall adobe to HIV Geo
Dec 15th
6 tags
Stacey --> Jordan
Wopp Make that woop
Dec 15th
5 tags
Hope --> Jordan
OW MY BANK ACCOUNT
Dec 15th
6 tags
Hope --> Jordan
LIKE THEY WROTE EACH OTHER LOVE LETTERS AND LIKE THEY’RE HAIRY MONKEYS OR SOMETHING
Dec 14th
1 note
6 tags
Jordan --> Hope
Er, did you want to hear about him? He’s pretty awful. Hope —> Jordan Awful is my middle name
Dec 14th
7 tags
Jordan --> Hope
SANTA CLAUS, INDIANA. FOR ITS 2000 RESIDENTS, IT’S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY.
Dec 14th
4 tags
Jordan --> Hope
WHY IS THIS HILARIOUS
Dec 13th
6 tags
Hope --> Jordan
OOOOOGH CAN YOU GET BACK ON OR IS IT GAME OVER DEAD TOWN
Dec 13th
9 tags
Jordan --> Stacey
Dr Van said the scarf is beautiful, gave me another hug, and gave us all homegrown-homemade eggplant dip.
Dec 13th
5 tags
Jordan --> Hope
look for cool side of pillow -> they’re both hot -> misery Hope —> Jordan TELL ME ABOUT IT MY PILLOW IS A LAVA ROCK
Dec 12th
7 tags
Jordan --> Hope
I just called Abel Mabel I GIVE UP Hope —> Jordan JORDAN
Dec 12th
3 tags
Hope --> Jordan
ARM BATS
Dec 11th
7 tags
Hope --> Jordan
I MUST PLAY FABLE
Dec 11th