Texts from Us Crazies

Hope --> Jordan

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:51:29 -0400

Jordan what is the difference between a coffee and a tea

One is a coffee and one is a t

Jordan —> Hope

Yes? A tea makes your cells sleepy and cuddly and a coffee makes your cells jumpy and enthusiastic?

Hope —> Jordan

She has caught me

I must hide

Jordan --> Rileigh

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:15:02 -0400

My cousin is beatboxing softly to The Killers.

Rileigh —> Jordan

Amazing.

Jordan --> Tyler

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:02:00 -0400

You address the Knight-Commander of Nerdlings.

Tyler —> Jordan

Yush I challenge you for your title

Jordan —> Tyler

We don’t have to fight like wrigglers. A well-established Nerd domain spans countless leagues and has several high-ranking officers, some of them sharing titleage.

Tyler —> Jordan

Hmm true in that case I’d probably be the high-mage of nerdlings

Jordan --> Rileigh

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:01:49 -0400

*whisper* Troll Shakespeare.

Rileigh —> Jordan

Wwell then

Jordan --> Rileigh

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:01:57 -0400

HELP I’M BEING ASSAILED WITH CAT PUNS

Rileigh —> Jordan

D—> STRONG SHIELD!!

Matt --> Jordan

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:51:26 -0400

:D do you know why I like the word meow? because it has “me” in it. >:D. narcacistic cat thought of the day! ;D

Jordan --> Hope

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:50:10 -0400

Obaasan just brought Dad a handaxe for working inside the house. I’m a little concerned.

Jordan --> Stacey

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:31:38 -0400

The one realistic part was that I got hairspray in my eye.

Jordan --> Rileigh

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:20:50 -0400

I just drew troll cowtaur Tavros in a frilly dress. I hope you’re willing to accept partial responsibility for these hijinks.

Rileigh —> Jordan

I will accept full responsibility.

Jordan --> Hope

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:19:00 -0400

I may have just given myself a black eye with a giraffe.

Matt --> Jordan

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:02:41 -0500

I just got a free haircut.. And my meal half off. Wtf. I’m so happy lol. I win at Tuesdays!!

José --> Jordan

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:01:25 -0500

I’m running the errand of laying on my couch. That couch won’t get laid on my itself.

Jordan --> Hope

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:01:34 -0500

And then I gave Dell a hot sister and was sorely tempted to name her Dam. *file under why I simply should not*

Hope --> Jordan

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:02:30 -0500

DAD TRUCK MAGE TRUCKS

Stacey --> Jordan

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 06:01:23 -0500

Coming reafy?

Jordan --> Hope

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:01:50 -0500

*no Carmex* *no chapstick* *only lipgloss* *desperate* *lipgloss is a beautiful dark red* *I look like I’ve been eating people*

Jordan --> Hope

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:02:31 -0500

Also his default everything is NOPE.

Jordan --> Hope

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 06:01:13 -0500

Just got feels from a Budweiser commercial I QUIT

Jordan --> Tyler

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:01:37 -0500

I FORGOT HOW TO PLAY ROGUE

Jordan --> Bri

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 12:02:42 -0500

BRI THERE’S A CBEEBIES SECTION ON KIDS’ ON DEMAND /WHERE ARE MY BRITISH MEN/